Life in London moves fast. The deadlines, the buzz, the endless scroll of plans and people. It’s intoxicating – but sometimes, you need the volume turned down. You need a weekend that actually feels like a break.
Enter Crazy Bear. Two hotels. One unmistakable identity. Both within easy reach of London – but designed to make you feel like you’ve stepped into another world entirely.
Two Locations, Two Distinct Escapes
You don’t have to go far to get away. Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is just inside the M25 – a hidden world behind Georgian brickwork, where classic architecture gives way to indulgent drama. Drive a little further into the Oxfordshire countryside, and you’ll find Crazy Bear Stadhampton – a haven of rural opulence, an eccentric blend of old-world charm and theatrical flair.
Both are under 90 minutes from central London. But neither feels remotely ordinary.
Immersive Hotels That Go Beyond the Ordinary
The difference isn’t just in the location. It’s in the experience. At Crazy Bear, the hotel is the destination – not a background to your plans, but the centrepiece.
Rooms are more than places to sleep. They’re moodscapes – sensual, layered, and deliberately bold. Every light, every texture, every angle has been designed to immerse. You won’t just rest here. You’ll pause, gasp, and linger. Because this isn’t just hospitality. It’s theatre.
Dining and Drinking That Defines the Weekend
No great weekend is complete without great food – and at Crazy Bear, the dining experience is as curated as the decor. Each hotel houses two standout restaurants: one serving authentic Thai cuisine, the other delivering bold, modern English dishes.
We’re also thrilled to announce a bold new addition to our Beaconsfield location – Bear by Carlo Scotto. This intimate 14-seat chef’s table redefines fine dining with an immersive open kitchen and a no-menu concept where each course is a surprise. Rooted in foraged ingredients, seasonal produce, and world-class technique, Bear offers a front-row experience of culinary artistry that’s as theatrical as it is unforgettable.
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Expect more than just menus. Expect ambience. Whether you’re staying in for a multi-course dinner or just dropping in for drinks, the mood is always set.
Experiences, Packages, and Reasons to Stay In
Forget squeezing in sightseeing. The real indulgence here is slowing down – and letting the hotel do the heavy lifting. Crazy Bear offers massage treatments, tailored packages, and gift experiences that make staying in feel like an event in itself.
There’s no need to over-plan. The design seduces. The service delivers. And the details – like a freestanding copper bath to in-room Champagne – make the stay feel like a celebration, even if you didn’t come with a reason.
Easy to Reach, Impossible to Forget
It’s rare to find a place that transforms you, without the train chaos, airport queues, or weekend logistics. But Crazy Bear does exactly that. Whether you escape to Beaconsfield’s bold glamour or Stadhampton’s rural indulgence, you’ll feel far from the city – without going far at all.
It’s not just proximity. It’s contrast. The ordinary fades. The indulgent begins.
Plan Your Escape
When you’re ready to take a weekend off from the world – to trade routine for richness, screens for velvet, and deadlines for indulgence – Crazy Bear is ready for you.
Explore the rooms. Choose your moment. And discover what it really means to get away.
