Dine in decadence in our English restaurant
A theatre of flavour with provenance.
Our English à la carte menu brings bold flavours, beautiful presentation, and a touch of indulgence to every table. Whether you’re planning a romantic date night, celebrating something special, or just fancy a midweek treat this is where affordable meets unforgettable. Think perfectly cooked steaks, elevated comfort dishes, and a dining room that feels just the right amount of fancy.
The experience
Our seasonal menus blend Crazy Bear favourites with bold, contemporary dishes inspired by global flavours. At the heart of it all? Our showstopping 1000g grass-fed Black Angus Tomahawk steak cooked over live fire on the Josper grill and made to be shared, savoured, and talked about.
Sunday Lunch.
Indulge in a truly decadent Sunday roast at The Crazy Bear, where we take this British classic to the next level. Enjoy succulent, locally sourced meats, perfectly roasted vegetables, and all the traditional trimmings, served in our luxurious and unique surroundings.
Afternoon Tea.
Indulge in a Crazy Bear Afternoon Tea, three tiers of tear drop sandwiches, warm scones, and sweet treats, served with a little extra flair. Add Champagne for that perfect touch of sparkle.
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Afternoon tea
A Crazy Bear Afternoon Tea is a traditional 3-tier affair with delectable classics including clotted cream scones, petit fours and our signature finger sandwiches… Plus maybe a cheeky glass of champagne.
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Sunday lunch
We’re taking the classic Sunday roast up a notch with succulent, locally sourced meats, crisp roasties, seasonal veg, and all the proper trimmings. It’s everything you love about a roast, just done better.
Book a table
The English restaurant is a splendid affair. Enjoy Sunday roasts and afternoon tea in Crazy Bear style.
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Pause, relax, and connect. From morning coffee to poolside sharing platters & cocktails as the sun sets.
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BEAR is an intimate 14-seat experience where chef Carlo Scotto invites you into his world, sharing dishes that blur the line between memory and innovation.
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Tantalising & authentic
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Our Thai restaurant is a decadent escape, where the authentic bold flavours of Asia are served with a flair for the unforgettable.
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Provenance & flavour
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Sundays, done properly with locally sourced meats, perfect roasties, and all the decadent trimmings, served in true Crazy Bear luxury.
Stay & Play
Step into Crazy Bear Beaconsfield and prepare to be swept away.
Bold, lavish, and unapologetically decadent, this is where velvet meets chandeliers, and indulgence is around every corner.
Stay the night in one of our statement rooms, complete with roll-top baths that fill from the ceiling, feast on bold Thai flavours or go all-in with a tomahawk steak cooked to perfection.
Unwind with a Thai massage, sip something strong by the pool, or simply let time slip away in total comfort.
Nothing about this place is ordinary and that’s exactly the point.
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Crazy Bear Gift Vouchers
From luxurious overnight stays and decadent Afternoon Teas. Crazy Bear gift vouchers are perfect for any occasion worth celebrating.
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Afternoon Tea at Beaconsfield
A classic 3-tier spread of scones, homemade cakes, and signature sandwiches… Maybe with a cheeky glass of bubbles?
Crazy Bear Gift Vouchers
Offer
From luxurious overnight stays and decadent Afternoon Teas. Crazy Bear gift vouchers are perfect for any occasion worth celebrating.
Afternoon Tea at Beaconsfield
Event
A classic 3-tier spread of scones, homemade cakes, and signature sandwiches… Maybe with a cheeky glass of bubbles?