Beaconsfield
Surrender to indulgence. Discover new tastes. Experience the unexpected.
Welcome to the Crazy Bear, we are hotels like no other. Unapologetically decadent from our rooms, bars & restaurants to our one of a kind experiences, Our rich heritage has been revived to create something remarkably memorable and we are thrilled to have you.
Afternoon Tea, but make it outrageous! Indulgent delights, elegant savouries, and towers of petit fours, served with flair and a touch of mischief.
Indulge in a truly decadent Sunday roast at The Crazy Bear, where we take this British classic to the next level.
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Stay at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Who said night was for sleeping?
We’re stylishly bold yet comfortably welcoming, with interiors that blend warmth with a touch of high-end flair. Our guests come with curious appetites, here to enjoy exceptional Thai and modern British dishes in a relaxed, indulgent setting.
Beaconsfield Restaurants
Familiar & exotic flavours
Beaconsfield
Pause, relax, and connect. From morning coffee to poolside sharing platters & cocktails as the sun sets.
Pool terrace
Tantalising & authentic
Beaconsfield
BEAR is an intimate 14-seat experience where chef Carlo Scotto invites you into his world, sharing dishes that blur the line between memory and innovation.
Bear by Carlo Scotto
Reimagine farm to plate
Beaconsfield
Our Thai restaurant is a decadent escape, where the authentic bold flavours of Asia are served with a flair for the unforgettable.
Thai restaurant
Tantalising & authentic
Beaconsfield
Sundays, done properly with locally sourced meats, perfect roasties, and all the decadent trimmings, served in true Crazy Bear luxury.
English restaurant
Provenance & flavour
Pool terrace
Tantalising & authentic
Beaconsfield
Pause, relax, and connect. From morning coffee to poolside sharing platters & cocktails as the sun sets.
Bear by Carlo Scotto
Reimagine farm to plate
Beaconsfield
BEAR is an intimate 14-seat experience where chef Carlo Scotto invites you into his world, sharing dishes that blur the line between memory and innovation.
Thai restaurant
Tantalising & authentic
Beaconsfield
Our Thai restaurant is a decadent escape, where the authentic bold flavours of Asia are served with a flair for the unforgettable.
English restaurant
Provenance & flavour
Beaconsfield
Sundays, done properly with locally sourced meats, perfect roasties, and all the decadent trimmings, served in true Crazy Bear luxury.
Crazy bear wellness
Embrace Wellness. Indulge in Balance. Discover a New Way to Escape.
This isn’t just a gym. It’s a lifestyle upgrade. Our health coaching blends expert guidance, feel-good movement, and real-life support to help you thrive. Think balance, energy, and wellness that actually fits your world.
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Beaconsfield
Offer
Crazy Bear Gift Vouchers
From luxurious overnight stays and decadent Afternoon Teas. Crazy Bear gift vouchers are perfect for any occasion worth celebrating.
Beaconsfield
Event
Afternoon Tea at Beaconsfield
A classic 3-tier spread of scones, homemade cakes, and signature sandwiches… Maybe with a cheeky glass of bubbles?
Crazy Bear Gift Vouchers
Offer
From luxurious overnight stays and decadent Afternoon Teas. Crazy Bear gift vouchers are perfect for any occasion worth celebrating.
Afternoon Tea at Beaconsfield
Event
A classic 3-tier spread of scones, homemade cakes, and signature sandwiches… Maybe with a cheeky glass of bubbles?
