A stay at Crazy Bear isn’t just a getaway, it’s a plunge into a world of eccentric luxury, theatrical design, and unforgettable indulgence. Whether you’re escaping to the rolling countryside of Oxfordshire or seeking a decadent retreat closer to London, Crazy Bear offers something truly out of the ordinary. Here’s what you can expect when you book a stay at one of our iconic hotels.
Two Locations, One Signature Style
Crazy Bear has two distinctive destinations: Stadhampton in Oxfordshire and Beaconsfield in Buckinghamshire. Though each has its own flavour, both share the brand’s unmistakable flair – a blend of bold opulence, surprising contrasts, and meticulous attention to detail.
At Crazy Bear Stadhampton, you’ll find a striking fusion of rural escapism and imaginative design. It is surrounded by countryside but feels more like a decadent den of surprises. Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, by contrast, offers Georgian elegance with a wildly theatrical twist, situated just 30 minutes from London. Both venues channel the same sense of daring hospitality, immersive, dramatic, and impossible to forget.
From the Moment You Arrive
Check-in at Crazy Bear is anything but ordinary. As you step inside, expect to be greeted not just by staff but by a complete change of atmosphere. Rich textures, reflective surfaces, and eccentric touches set the tone for what’s to come.
The service is attentive but unintrusive. Your experience is designed to feel private, luxurious, and, above all, memorable. Whether you’re staying for a romantic escape, a celebration, or just a change of scenery, the first impression is intentional: this is not your average hotel stay.
Rooms That Redefine Opulence
No two rooms are the same at Crazy Bear, and that’s entirely by design. Expect leather floors, velvet walls, mirrored ceilings, and freestanding copper baths. Some suites are drenched in deep jewel tones; others play with black and gold, or blend rustic with rococo.
Every space is designed to surprise and indulge. While layouts and aesthetics vary, each room delivers on the promise of comfort and decadence. There’s no compromise on the essentials, just an unapologetic commitment to the extraordinary.
Dining That Dares to Impress
Crazy Bear is as much about flavour as it is about fantasy. Each hotel features two restaurants – one serving authentic Thai cuisine, the other offering modern English dishes made with seasonal ingredients and focus on sustainability.
We’re also proud to introduce an extraordinary new dining experience at our Beaconsfield location opening in September – Bear by Carlo Scotto. Designed for just 14 guests, this exclusive chef’s table surrounds a live open kitchen, placing you at the centre of the culinary action. With no fixed menu, each dish arrives as a surprise, inspired by seasonal produce, wild ingredients, and Carlo’s signature artistry. It’s intimate, theatrical, and unlike anything else – a bold celebration of flavour and imagination.
The cocktail bars are just as compelling, with mirrored ceilings, and an expertly curated drinks list. Whether you’re starting your evening with champagne or ending it with a signature Crazy Bear cocktail, the dining experience is never just about the food – it’s about immersion.
Experiences to Remember
Beyond dinner and a good night’s sleep, Crazy Bear invites you to indulge further. Guests can unwind with luxurious Thai massage or take advantage of exclusive packages for birthdays, anniversaries, or romantic weekends.
And if you’re not ready to book just yet, Crazy Bear offers gift vouchers that make the perfect present or a future escape for yourself.
Final Thoughts: A Stay to Talk About
Crazy Bear isn’t for everyone, and that’s exactly the point. It’s designed for those who want more from their stay. More drama. More delight. More to talk about when you leave.
If you’re looking for somewhere that surprises you at every turn, that feels indulgent without feeling impersonal, and that delivers not just service but spectacle, Crazy Bear might just be the escape you’ve been looking for.
