Quintessentially British Afternoon Tea
A Crazy Bear Afternoon Tea is a traditional 3-tier affair to be enjoyed from 3pm to 4pm daily. Served in our English Restaurant or poolside, each tier offers delectable classics including clotted cream scones, petit fours and our signature finger sandwiches.

Luxurious Tea
Elevate your afternoon with a glass of bubbles and an exquisite tiered selection of delights. The perfect indulgence for someone truly special. Or, simply savour it for yourself, because who needs a reason?
Our elegant afternoon tea is available with both classic and vegetarian menus. Please note that due to the artisanal nature of our offering, we are regrettably unable to accommodate specific allergies or dietary requirements, please do check with out team before booking.

Price
Traditional Afternoon Tea £36 per head
Tsarine Brut Champagne Tea £52 per head
Lanson Age Brut or Rosé Tea £56 per head


We serve a classic and vegetarian menu, unfortunately, certain allergies and dietary requirements cannot be catered.

Book a table
Reserve your table and let us take care of the rest. Whether you’re planning an indulgent afternoon with friends or a quiet moment of escapism, our team will ensure every detail is nothing short of exceptional.
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Stay the Night Where Decadence Unfolds
Hidden behind Beaconsfield’s historic high street, Crazy Bear is a sanctuary of theatrical indulgence, where warm copper baths fill from the ceiling and velvet soaked bedrooms are made for late nights and lazy mornings.
Bask in the sun beside our iconic outdoor, unheated pool or slip into something sparkling before dinner. From lavish interiors to unapologetically extravagant service, a night at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is less a stay, more a statement.
